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OFFERS A MARKET PORTLAND Girls! Your Health! A W ,ll Wonun Carrie. with her Joy, Mirth. Animation FOR Y O U R HIPMÎ2ME Section cDevotcd to A ttractive Magazine Material In the V i t h C h o e r u p 5 a n d th e Q i i i x i e s 6 } Grace DÜS5 Stewart M rs. H . W illiam M R. W A R T H O G ’S BUM PS « t T S a fine day. air. Isn't It?” mur- ■T mured a timid voice behind Cheerups. "Don't look around too suddenly, please. I am W illie Wart- hog and 1 think you are In for a sur prise.* "Why. nothing can surprise me new. Mr. Warthog.” cried Cheerups. "There! 1 felt quite sure you would be surprised. Don't be fright ened. though! I look fierce but I'm really quite bashful. It's enough to make anybody shy to have big bumps all over his face, and teeth sticking out at the aides of his mouth. Aud Speaker's Handicap Two countrymen homeward bound from the picnic were dis.usring the patriotic oration that had been the big event of the day. "N ot such a bad speech.' said one. "N o ." agreed the other. "N ot so bad But the speaker would have done better if he hadn't worn a celluloid collar. He couldn't melt it down!” Happy Musical Knowledge “ Music can. indeed, be a medicine; but we must be our own doctors. Hap py the man who. like the dog that is out of sorts and makes straight for the kind of grass that will make him 'Now Don't Hurry So. Willie.“ Said Choorups Kindly. beneficially sick, knows what music to 'take' and when to take it.”— Ernest that Isn't all," gasped the Warthog. Newman. ''Th ere* a lot m ore!" "N ow don't hurry so. Willi#," said New Year "W ater Feast' Cheerups kindly. “ Catch your breath. In Burma the new year, which oc We have all o f this glorious morning In which to talk about your troubles; curs in April, is celebrated with a and I don't believe anyone’s troubles, "water feast.” which consists of vounp If really boiled down, would take a men and women throwing water on whole morning to tell. Honestly, do each other and on the passers-by. you?" “ W-e-U,” mused W illie Warthog Inviting Diagnosis slowly. T i n not so sure. I think I E!sie—Oh. doctor. won't you please had better be getting on with mine, ccme in and look at my doggie? I for you don’t know how many I may think he wants to see you. 'cause he think of. In the first place. It’s my keeps sticking his torque out all the looks: In the second place. It’s my name; and in the third place. It’s time. my neck I* "Tour neck, W illie? Why, I Severe on Vagrants shouldn't say you had enough neck Punishment of vagrants was severe to bother yon.” cried Cheerups. "That's Just It; I haven't, and that in the -Middle ages. In England, in bothers me.” walled Willie. "You have 1572. they were jailed, their ears were no Idea how useful a neck Is until bored, ana upon a second conviction yon haven't one, Mr. Cheerups.” (.rest were sentenced to death. Milder laws tears rolled down poor W illie's bumpy were enacted later. face. “ But my ugly name, sir," sniffed Willie. The Acrobat. T m coming to that." chirped Cheer Pity the politician It's no easy matter to straddle a fence while keep ups. “ You really have the most won ing one ear on the ground.— Burlington derfnl and romantic sounding name In all Animal Ijind. It might belong Hawkeye. to the hero of a novel. In the lan guage of the people of Africa, where Outrageous. you live, you are called Vlaeke Vark " Little Margaret had been told not to “O-o-o-o-h!” gasped W illie Wart- leave her bicycle outside the church hog In surprise and astonishment. "I when she used to go to Sunday school. don’t know what s novel Is. but to be "Y ou see. ' explained her mother, "lots like a hero is novel enough ” "W alt a minute. Vlaeke.* cried of bikes are stolen here in town.” “ Why,” exclaimed Margaret, "bur Cheerups. "Those aren’t all the nice things you are going to hear. Had glars don't burgle on Sunday, do you forgotten about your neck?" they?" 7D T R IX IE A LINE O ’ CHEER M ore fo r y o u r m oney and th e b e s t P e p p e rm in t Chewing Sweet for any money Look lor Wrigley’s P. K. Handy Pack on your Dealer's Counter qt fc W IT C H E S ! T A P P E A R S as If the belief In I witches would never die out. Only j a short time ago in a New York police court a woman exhibited to the Judge | a child with wasted limbs and accused another woman present of having be witched it. This superstition has ex isted from remotest times In all coun j tries and among all races. At times It has taken <>n a terrible form— that o f an epidemic— and raged j with virulence: as in England in the days o f James I and in New England in the days of Cotton Mather. Among English-speaking people female wltchea have ever been more common than male; which that “ learned fool." King James. In bla notable work on witchcraft, accounts for by saying that women being the weaker sex are more easily led astray by the devil. The family tree of t’ .e witch extendi back to the Witch of Endor and far beyoDd her into the lime of man's first attempt to comprehend the pbe nomena by which he found himself surrounded. It was very natural that primitive man ahould attribute super natural powers to those who surpassed or perplexed him by superior knowl edge or by peculiarities o f person or conduct. It Is human nature to be awed by things we cannot comprehend and to be suspicious o f persons and things of a sinister appearance. Whut more natural than that some evil-look 9 est romance o f literature, the quaint ly abbreviated Trlx persisted In Eng land. The latter appeared too curt to Yankee ears, which are accustomed to s diminutive ending In a vowel, so Trixie came Into existence here and continues to be popular, both as au Independent name and as a contrac tion of the stately Beatrice. Trixie, like Beatrice, has an un usual stone as a talisman. It Is the basalt which Is proof against danger and is especially valuable to (he traveler. Thursday 1« her lucky day and five her lucky number. by Wh««!«r Syndicate ) ------- o -------- Serge From China Two textiles owe their nsmes nnd origin to F ram e; these are cretonne and cambric, the first of which caine originally from the Normandy town of Creton, while the second Is still manufactured at t amhral. .Serge was introduced Into till» country from China In 1000. The Latin name for China Is Series, from which the mod ern word "serge ’ has gradually evolved. -------- O-------- By John Kendrick Bangs. Old Myth Exploded -c c o o o o o o a a c o a o a o c a a o c y a o o ^ According to recent reports there Is no scientific basis for the popular be lief that the eldest child has the best chance o f obtaining prominence. Ex amples o f brilliant men contradicting this belief are James F. Cooper, who was the elevenl> o f twelve children, and (ieneral Sherman, who came In the middle of a large family. -------- O-------- O A SMILING SUFFERER Y E a i t the blues to d a y — I'v e ca u gh t them from tho skies. And fro m the tw ln k ls g a y O f little ch ildren a cyee; And from a v io le t ehy Th at sp ite o f w i n t e r ! cold O ared most co u ra ge ou sly Its beau ties to u n fold — n iu «e o f a flo ra l kind Th at d r iv e a w a y my fear. And fill heart, soul, and mind W ith w ea lth o f asu re cheer. IIS by McClure fte ««p »p e r Syndicate ( I CUT FIOWEJU t FLOIAL I LMl.NS L ife . I NORTONIA HOTEL H E W H Y tf S U P E R S T IT IO N S --------------- By M I L D R E D M A R S H A L L ---------------- Fact, about your name; its hlstorv; meaning; whence It a was derived; »ignificsnce; your lucky day and lucky jewel “ c COCOOCKHXKJO-O O O O O & O O tH K H y C Fits hand pocket and p u m i f i by Llttlv. B row , I P » ) HAT’S IN A NAME Corn Insect Pests. 'T 'F ’. IX IE Is not ni.-rcly the colloquial Mor* than 300 specie« of insects at —• contraction of I> airice as Is gen tack cum. Many oi these are attract erally supposed. In fact, Trixie was in vogue In England before Beatrice ed by the odor of the com silk. was used as a feminine proper name It come« of course, from the Italian beator, meaning “ blesser” and came Into existence thmugh Beatrix, which sprang full-grown and without ante- cedent into the usage of Diocletian's time, when a Christian maiden, so- called, was martyred and her relics later enshrined In a church at Rome Beatrix became almost a national name In Italy, and England quickly acquired it, cut off the first three let ters, In many instances and evolved the endearment, Trlx Shakespeare took the same name, changed the end Ing and called his high-spirited he roine. Beatrice. In Spain. It named many queens, hut despite Its associa tion with royalty aud with the great- NEW HANDY PACK j ; T h e S im p le C«Mpl«ta Chang« Saturday Adulta, Week day M atin»« '.toc, Evenings. !U>c (lontinoua I I » II p. in. CluUtrvn 10 cents all tuna* C la rk « III..« rin r la la tSI M o r i « « « Bl (■asoline talea rollected hy thè aov I huvo thought, wlton walking In eral «lutea yleldcd a revenue o f »«•*». (ho wood« through tt fortuiti rot trod <X>OOOCOCX3000CX.X\XX)00000000 IOK.7S4 lu Ih* Il rat balf of Itl'Jh of W E BUY whlch »fiS.8U.340 la applicatilo lo noni doll. I» rdoriul with ftcrtib oak* mid work, accordtng lo a reperì hy Ilio pin**. fur from t h * v i |I mk «< mid afford* OCODOOCOCX^COOOOOOOcXXXXXXX) bureau of puhllc ronda of lite l'nlleil i tig a glimpse only through an opali Hides, Pells, W ool, M ohair, Statca Department o f AgrU-ulturv. Ai I UK of tho mountaliiM In ilio boritoti, thè beglunlng of thè year thero »e r e how my Ufo might ima* thoro, simple Tallow , Cascara B ark I.A atales whlch dld noi tua gaaoltnc mid truo mid natural, and how many At thè preaent timo a tnx la luqn.MHl things would bo impossible* to ho dono Horse H air. In all atutea etcopl llllnola, Maaaacbu thotv llow many hooka I might not aetta, New Jersey and New York. Oli rond! Thoroau iWitii u« you» aktpmaMita Wa mail r«u «hotl July 1 thè tax per gallon » la fi celila th*> sains day wa rocoi«« *'»*1*. lu one alate. 4 cerna In two alalia. .'Il, Tw o “ Shaker** Group* celila In oue alate, .1 celila In 12 States P ortland H ide a W ool C o 2 l, conta In one alate. 2 celila In 2'< Then* aro two groups of "Hhakwra" atalea and I cent In file alato*. j In tho finitoti Staton Otto U a flirta tM vm m tftNui aeaia, rearuNt. mm an The ratea of laxullon on .lune .10 ami Unit group, distributed through tin* thè rovenue dertved In thè firat ali onntorn atntoa. whoso aolf < hoxon tmmo montila of U>2fi «e r e ss fo llo »a ; G *■ Hollovor* lit t'hrlat’a Soconil font* Ta a rata, Gross ta« I it k ” Tho aooumt group la itimi«« up S l a t « , and canta par roaolpta* of tho nntlvM Intllnita living In tho ro I |n«t* fr>M4t l* C. g a l Juna Jan Ito iHittf .Hi«I»- ttimi of |*uK« t aouml. wh«t limito up or 30. 193ft. June 30. itu Ki«Wt»rM 14«*. .-fvl Siriln Uli l>|h»*t> I* »»• r*|» A I » I i * m « ., . . . . 1 I 90S .-?•» iDVOQtnl whut la known ua tho Shako lilsli.si f-r (trllrf sbl'k». teller Arliutu ... ........ a 4U| 43' •• r»lw Wn» <'«!■>>’* rollgloit In lftftt. Ark*nun* ........ o i.Mo.ra • Q l i L E N I I A r C lti:»W «M v lb d d i**llfornt* . ......... s 1.11«.««? I 4 K ) I I * A V l N U l H A U L »' Colorado ........ a • I« **«! Ship Flag Etiquette. Connecticut .......i 021.« I l | i»l«n «r » 117,19 I ..... a fpott IonvIng n ilmuoatlo port nini Florid* . . .. ........ a 3.731.347 Georgia ... . . . . a 1.IS7J01 ontorltiK n forolgtt port n ahlp filo« tho I Idaho ....... ........ i 339 U « flug of tb«' rountry to which It la go Yua Will r ~ I It.tfM *4 II.»m» I I « « « I Illinois . . . . .........o m i Irslfd ......... I*!** Ing on tho forwnnt mnat. For in : fadtaau .......... ........ a i> a.31 4 .<< ! low * . . . . . . . . . .3 97 « «:.ft atnnco. n fn lto d Stntoa ahlp lonvlng _ I i.-«IUrtl S|so«l«l W««fcl> ' K*ti*us ........ . a •91 3” « Now* York for London filo* tho llrltlah IUI m |»u, Mae» »11 Tltina lllh «ml Si*rh. I Krnlucky . . . . . a 1.317.4 • Louisian* ....... a 1.091.«** I flag front Inrontaet up«»n lonvlng Now roMM.AND OKU JON 1 Main« . . . . . . . 3! i 303 4 7* York utnl a I mo upon ontoHng Lomlon Maryland ....... t • 20.97ft Electrical Cooking Tho t rnltod Stntoa flag la flown from Massachusetts , . 0 Michigan ........ a s.m .ft«« tho storn. Tho first public dinner to be ctniked Mlnrraot* ....... a 1.300 «31 1.079.701 1 Mississippi •••> a electrically Wrt*’ »«Tved In IH9& at the I Miaoourl ........ 3 : Food Without Acid. Cunnuii Street hotel. London. England, ' Montana . . . . . . . 3 I • - Th ia a va r-p o p u la r " m o m " star, bat- The following foods contain no. The dinner was in houor of the then , Nebraska ....... a M l lift tar kn ow n as tha jo lly fa t fa llo w o f arid Oatmeal, cream of wheat, pota Nava «t a 3| a i > lord mayor of London and the dlshea tha m otion p ic tu r .s , w n born In G e o r Now Hampshire a s«s.os: toes. green vegetable* such a* CSUll nerved and tin* moons of rooking them g ia. It was w h ile a tten d .n g school In , Now Jersey ... , . o i New Mexico ... a ■ flower, cabbage, onions, beet*, carrots, created quite u se|i*aUoti Today there N e w Y o r k s ta te th at b , dee ded to try Naw York .« spinach. aMparngus. etc. white bread, are In the I ’ nlted States more than h it luck as an actor. H s w , ghs o v e r North ( ’arollna 1.711 1«S « : ¿o i i 0 butter, milk and cream, egg* and situ lo.oou communities where electricity North Dakota . .1 200 pounds and ia flvo fe e t ten and : Ohio ............... a pie pudding*, such an rice pudding, o n s -h s lf in c h ,a ta ll. H i t firs t th ea trl ! Oklahoma . . . . . . a : I chocolate pudding, bread and custard ! for rooking purposes is supplied at a cal w o rk w a s in v a u J o v .ll«, a fte r < >r«|un .......... a special rate. 1.33« I I I puddings. w hich he trie d the “ m o v ie * .■* in w hich I’onni) Ivanla s « (M 4 4 Ilhada Island . . . * i h it success Is w a ll known. R iflt Silsncors l.&tl M 1 Soul h Carolina . » Variety of Horned Sheep 773 «37 , South Dakota.. . 3 The National Rifle association says T 310 *> *' Tennessee ....... a Some sheep have no horns at all . T m »« ......................... .1 As is well known, the u*unl number that * silencer works on the same t’ l a»h ............... H. IRVING ITLftftl of horns possessed by a sheep is two principle an un uuto muffler The tub« Varmont .......... 3 KING i c u .:«« In the case of many kinds o f breeds, is screwed on the tnuftle of the gun. Virginia .......... .a Washington . . .. 3 1.44ft 7*C «33.390 only the males have horns. The uni Thia tub«* consists of st*rie* of baffles W#n( Virginia 4 1 TT3.i«4 corn sheep of Nepal and Tibet has (hut cause the gn*e* to Issue slowly In 3 Wisconsin . . . . 130 J90 Wyoming 2* stead of with n sudden rush. It Is thia 3 39.19 I both horns completely welded together Dltt. of Col‘bla. .3 into one. Four horned sheep are com rush of powder gs* from the uiuatle ing old bag should be sus|>ectrd of be f tC .lftl. 73 4 T o ta l mon In Iceland und the Hebrides, and of the gun which creates a vacuum. Ing possessed of an evil spirit, or o f at 1! Vtafunda e v rlu J rd are found also In Africa. Eight-horned < aualug the report when discharged. least having dealing with such spirits? Especially If alie herself, from being long regarded In that light by her nelgabora. ahould at length come lo bellev# that she possessed the attrlb utes assigned to her. Besides a belief In wlthcruft affords the Ignorant an easy method of accounting for other wise unaccountable afflictions to cattle and to persons. iQ by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) 3he Hotel Stenogra J pher Q K.O'i Fufkcrjor\ «T 31 C b a n g rJ to 1 canta on C h a n grd to Ju ly Prompt Payment Sometimes we pay for our mistakes on the spot, as in the rase of that North Carolina mail who mistook a wildcat for a coon. II . 192ft 3| « canta on Ju ly sheep are known Story of Woolsns- I. 192ft. Mice Blind Nineteen Days «! C hanged to S S canta on July I. The young of the red tree mouse, 1925. which live* in t'allfornia, does not open Its eyes until the nineteenth day Highway Material Tests after tt is born. The red tree mouse Being Made at College Is said to he more truly tree living At the request of the state highway than any other uuimmal in the I'nlted commission, a small temporary wood en barracks bus been built behind the States with the exception of the flying Engineering building o f the University squirrel. o f Wisconsin lo lie used as n hlgliw.iy Marvtlout Memory testing laboratory. Tests of various highway materials are now being car Tw o little cousins, Jennie nnd Kute. rled out by the university and the cum were disputing* about which was the mission. older of the two. when Jennie settled Samples o f road material are tested the argument hy exclaiming: "W hy. In the laboratory for straight com Katie, I Just know I'm older than yon, pression and for cross binding ‘muse I 'member ‘stinctly going over strength Some of the tests are made on ronds under construction In order to your house und saying. 'Hollo, Aunt that the mixture may he o f the proper Sarnh. where’s Katy?* and Aunt Sarah consistency. The sample Is pul In n said, 'Why, Katie isn't horned yet*." frame along the edge o f the rond and then tested on the mudheds. The re Not Fortune That's Blind. suit la later examined In the labora It is we who are blind, not fortune; tory ICoadhed samples are also testisi because our eye is too dim to discern during regular Intervals of varied pe the mystery of her effects we foolish rlods of days or weeks, and nome are ly paint her blind, uud hoodwink the put away to be tested after a year or providence of the Almighty. — Sir ; two. Thomas Rrowne. WISH my u lfe would stop com Ing around t ere,” said the House Detective. "Every time she come* to the hotel she sees me buxzlng sums of those Molls around here uud gets jealous." • "Forget It, Kelly," laughed the Hotel Stenographer. "You know, Kelly, it la the squeaky wheel that gets the grease und the crippled child who fa mamma's pet. "Women are all like that. They get tired o f new things, tire If they work well. A vacuum cleaner or a curling Iron, a washing machine or a set o f shoe trees, s new bouse or a new step-in, a solitaire or a naughty book, will hold a woman's attention Experiment* are being rondtirted by for a short time only, until there Is the Illinois state highway depart something wrong with 'em. ment to determine what la the beat “ I f the vacuum cleaner or the curl Ing Iron gets out of order she misses grim* mixture to grow along the and values them If the washing ma shouldera o f the stele nId rood*. Rev chine goes wrong and she has to hump erul different mixture* have been herself over a tub, If the step in wears worked out, and n number of expert out and she lose*, the stone out of her mental atrlpa aeverul hundred feel solitaire, she realizes what a comfort long are being seeded for study und they have been to her and for the first observation. • • • time she really values them. "A good husband rarely attracts the 1 Seven nnd one half million dollars attention of hla wife, Kelly, lie la a will be spent on roads In national perfect working machine, little valued | piirks during the next three year», and less appreciated. But let him Steven Mather, director of national skid a hit, let him stay out too late parks for the United States govern at night, let his wife get a littl* sus ment. told members o f the Motor f a r picious of him and she begins to put Dealers’ association o f Los Angeles on a clean bungalow apron before lie A comprehensive picture o f national rames home to d.nner and fixes hit fu park development was drawn by Mather and his asKiHtunt. A. E Do- vorite dessert. “ I f you w ife Is a hit.Jealous of these mnrnry, for the nutomohlle men. • • • fiossle dairies who park around The real good thut a good road* Peacock alley, she has to give them the O. O. to see If they have anything movement can do will never he re nllzed to the full until China hits on her. and II' so to Imltnle 'em Bet ler watch her, though, Kelly, or she'll | been persuaded to accept the Idea. • * • hsve her hair “ boy bobbed." Road Improvements In 10 states ICoprrlsbt by (hs MrN'suxht Syndicate, las. 1 of lift South Will rovf $40,000 --------O 000 this year. North Carolina Is de ▼eloping one of the finest highway In the country—a hard surfaced road running from Wilson to Jacksonville a distance of miles. When com pleted, this highway will he the long est asphalt road east of the Rocky mountains. * * • Roads that were formerly laid out to follow the contour lines nre now be w -.v . Ing straightened to fuvor lines of motor control. « • • • During 102b new road* coating $ 10. i l f* c**pr tyrr OQfl.QOO will be completed or started 't lir t f In 16 southern states commonly called "the Booth." North Carolina It la aald. Is developing one of the t / i flneat highways In I he country he <© hy M> • lur* NffWftp*pfr 8. n<llt«t* ) tweea Wilson and Jackaonvllle, a rlis --------o -------- It In Raid music help* In getting lance of 165 miles. When completed It work done. T ill* proluihly npp'»lex will be the longest asphalt rood ensf of (he Rocky mountains. only to pliyiii'ul labor. Good Road Notes Measure of Distance. Mrs. M. C O. writes: *‘I was under the impression that Elva’s aunt lived in the .same town with her. One day I asked the child about it. ‘Oh, no/ 'van the gnawer. *«h^ doesn't live that «lo; ; >*hp liv e « L tters away from us ' Bo on Transcript. WR1GLEYS “ Yea, sir, 1 had." sighed Vlaeke sadly. “ 1 had 'most forgotten that there was anything In the world ex cept names. O f course you can't help ■ me shoot my neck. air. Cue can't I change something one hasn't “ “There's always a way. Vlaeke. If I you will just find the way Into your own mind and thhik It over," #ald | Cheerups. shaking his topknot and beamlug with good nature. "Suppose you are running away from an enemy and want to see what he is doing; L point your nose straight up Into the j air and look back over your ahoul- ders!" Quick as a flash went the Wart* | hog's nose Into the air. Sure enough. 1 he could see everything behind him. 'Oh. Mr. Cheerups. I believe I'll turn a somersault," roared Vlaeke with Joy. "You know I do sometimes \ when I a n coming out o f my burrow, and I never felt more like it in my life. Yon are the most wonderful person and I can't thank you enough." “ Eve enjoyed uiyself this morning, too,” said Cheerups, with a smile, "and yon see It has taken only half an boar to tell your troubles and to cure them as well. Ooodby. Vlaeke; come and see me again 1* “ lloodby. air. and after all. I be lieve I like W illie better.—tt sounds so nice and friendly." and Vlaeke Vark the Warthog trudged away Into the Jungle. 73 by Ih» Unii* .» a i t i « « l ’ s| griiusm of AgrUuIlui* \ VAUDEVILLE PHOTO PLAYS Walter Hire» ffl JU N G LE Fugvrtc. Orrc n —“ Dr. F\ •vc’* Fav orite Prescnj>t;i-n did me a world of gixxi ami I 1 -,h!y recommend it as a tome for }oung or w men who are run d wn and nerwui. When 1 was growing- into woman h.wl 1 was weak and d e la te ar.J suffered from indigestion. 1 was irregular and back ward in develop ”3 and sun . ad a lot from pain and distress. My mother gave me Pr. Pierce s Fav rite Pre scription and it strengthened try nerves, restored me to good ! oalth and 1 grew into womanhood without any more trouble. I t ; k the ‘ Favorite Prescrip tion’ : the grandest me ! . ne that can be given > ung girls **—Mrs. IL W il liam. 151 Lawrence St. Girls. iKalth brings beauty. Do not fail to take Pr. Pierce'* Favorite Pre scription in liquid or tablets. Send 10c to Dr. Pierce s ia Buffalo» N. \ \ for trial pkg. Portland, Oregon. G A SO LIN E T A X IN V A R IO U S STATES PRODUCE In the time of Julius t'aesar, woolen cit th was a commercial commodity. In the reign of Charles II of England all persons had to he hurled In woolens or pay a penalty equivalent to $3S In our money. When the Class Laughed. Teacher So you admit that you wrote on the black board that I ’m a fool Well, at least. 1 wtn glad that you are truthful lloston Transcript. Old Playing Cards. Deck* of playing cards dating 1714 to 1766 and decorated with Informa tion or» geography, natural history aud a*tn iiomy. were recently exhibited In Isondon. H avt Little Sound Power. Air wave* of human speech carry ao little pow« r that if 6.000.000 people all talked at once the Hound power thus created would I h * just enough to light an ordinary Incandescent lamp. Bible for “ Scuidiera" The Waiter. A woman, complaining of her lodger to a police cAptaln. said: "H e Is n grave digger, and tells me ho Is anx lously waiting for me." What’s in a Name? The old name for the dandelion was “ dent de lion" lion's teeth. Its curl ing pedals are perfect lions' teeth in miniature. The modern corrupted name carries nothing of the old inclin ing. The "Houkller’s Bible," prepared by Cromwell for hU army, presents a great contrast In i l l e to the little khaki volume Issued to the British sol diers In the World war. Y «t It con- tains cxtructs whlqh ’doe shew the qualifications of tils Inner man, that Is a Mouldier to fight the Lord's battels both before he fight In the fight, and after the fight." LËJ ■ ■ ■ ■ ® * Eagles Hunt in Couples- Eagles UMUally hunt In pairs, one bird frightening tho prey from Its hid ing place, ami the other pouncing on it ns It tries to escape. PILES Origin of a Theory. 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Statisticians estimate that a man weighing 160 pounds in an ordinary day’s activities puts a weight of 616 tons upon his shoes. void land o n ic t s : « c a t t l e o m e n : I). 111;.." «..lining MIS W2 %,«M. tl..,M«*« 1TM\ANn^MAfrI ATM AND PINK _____ __________ BBBBBHIHHiHilBiBii \ r Whers People Keep Going. Vou W ant a Good Poailh The number of visitors to the nrlt- Y «ry wnl) T s * * th* Accountancy a Ish museum last year was 1,161,242. STUB* Privat* « o m i t *5:, ® tíft,* t #rv Gomptoi»»*t*r, i t Ml o f phtc, Pennuti *hlp, ur Con---- ----- x *cS* Cours* SI And Vies Versa. It Is possible for a man to have plenty to live on. hut little to live for. — Portland Evening Express. Th* foremost n.islnwi« C oll.,» a t th, Northwest whff-h h*s won mor* Accuracy twsrrl« nnd Gold M.dain titan any otn«r !<-hr«,| In Am.rl.-A H«nd in» mir « iic o w Avoid Being Walked On. C.tsln# Fourth Htr««l n.ar U ,rH«w Re a live wire and people will he fortlHO» Or t«.ar M W .IkU r l S t careful not to step oft you. P . N . U. No. 3, Behnke-Waîker